These are just SOME of the humorous things we hear people say.
To protect our friends, family and others, names are not mentioned... but YOU know who you are...

Also, to make it easy for frequent visitors, the most recent are added to the top of the page as we go.

"We will be coming down in a few weeks to see the Sydney Sympathy Orchestra."
Editor's comment... Can they play happy music too?

"I cannot stay long, I have to pick my cat up from the vegetarian."
Editor's comment... At least you know it will be safe there!

"My daughter is waiting on her interview results, and I am on tentacles."
Editor's comment... Tenter hooks perhaps?

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